Showing posts with label ugly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ugly. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Mokey Suits

Typically the bride does most of the planning for the wedding, but there are some parts of the planning that is best left to the groom. That part I'm talking about is the tuxedo or suit. Some might buy their tuxedos, but most tend to rent it. Besides the style and fit being major factors in the groom selecting the tuxedos, he must also think about how he can integrate the colors of the wedding for him and the groomsmen that both he and his bride would be happy with. There are some that would go with bow ties, regular ties or even the ascots and possibly include the vest with it for a slightly less formal look. Personally I wouldn't mind if my fiance chose to opt out the tie and vest, but every bride and groom has their own tastes. However, there are some fine lines that must not be crossed when picking out attire for a wedding.

Camouflage is becoming a popular theme to lightly incorporate in wedding themes to honor the bride or groom serving in the armed forces.

Shh...be vewy vewy quiet. We'we hunting bwides.


Color is one of the main things to consider in selecting a suit, but another is style. The best thing is to keep it clean, classy and timeless.




The only good thing this groom has with this monstrosity he calls a tux is the boutonniere .


Formal attire in general can cost a pretty penny and some may go to a outlet store for a cheaper version of the suits if they chose to buy instead of rent. Looking around for special discounts never hurts if the price and suit are right.



Some people have more of a discerning taste and prefer designer duds. There a plenty of designer suits and there's nothing wrong with wearing one, as long as it's in good taste.


It's nice that the bride and groom share the same taste, but this is just overkill.


Moral of the story: If you can't trust the groom to pick out a good suit, go with him.


Always A Bridesmaid Never The Bride

One of the most difficult portions of planning in the wedding attire arena is the bridesmaids dress. Not only must the bride find something within her budget, but also something that her bridesmaids can walk down the aisle in with pride. Unfortunately the pride factor in bridesmaids dresses is a rarity. It is a faux pas for anybody to upstage the bride, especially those who are in the bridal party, hence the atrocious dresses most bridesmaids must endure for the duration of the wedding. Besides the fabric and style itself, the color is another major factor that can make or break a bridesmaid dress.



Nausea, heartburn,indigestion, upset stomach diarrhea, yay Pepto Bismol is what this dress and the bridesmaid are screaming.



These bridesmaids got the golden ticket to one incredibly ugly dress that not even King Midas would touch.




All I can say is that this poor lady looks like a walking Hershey kiss.





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Not only can you taste this rainbow, but you can squeeze it like an accordion.


Moral of the story: Choose wisely with your bridesmaids dresses, because one day the very same torture you subjected your bridesmaids to wear may happen to you.